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prayfuckdie: You taste like the sweetest honey
hurrayformeezz: Treat her like the fuck meat she is
hurrayformeezz: So happy she has a big cock pounding her ass, gone completely cock stupid, has to fill her pussy with her fingers to feel whole as she’s slammed into like the fuck toy she is
stella-the-stoner: blogdegaragem: What time is it? Time to get the fuck outta here lmfao ^ looks like those illustrations are from scary stories.
You tried so hard with stories that literally were “let’s just make Black Bolt look bad” and now you pull and Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore twist? What the fuck man, it’s like Marvel isn’t trying… Well to be honest they weren’t trying
cupcakeshakesnake: So. I finally logged in to Tumblr and I see why everyone was yelling about it. I HATE THIS. WHAT THE FUCK. MY EYES. It’s not the deep blue, it’s the CONTRAST that makes your screen constantly look like a sheet of black paper with
idiopathicsmile: idiopathicsmile: book, movie, play, or musical: and it was love at first sight :) my inner demisexual, rising from my person like the fucking kracken: ok but like, what are your mutual interests? what are your shared values? name me
tinderofficial: aryaanderson: tyedyemew14: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM CRYING JFC WHAT THE FUCK @rageomega
birdychuart: 7 and a ½ hours in. This is not a Balrog, nor is it based off of one… I can see the similarities though, sure :/ More caffeine, some inspiration, perhaps another doughnut, then I can continue living in a world of my own design.
sandsibilings: sizvideos: Watch it in video Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook Yeah I don’t feel bad for this kid at all “You got to get a job”*Destroys thousands of dollars worth of video games*
jeza-red: notanightlight: bowsic: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed
the last guardian is fucking terrible, i’ve never been so bored for such long stretches of time in any video game I’ve ever played. this game is fucking trash, and team ico should focus less on making games that are “art” and more on making games
netflixandkoolaid: Beyonce going off on Blue Ivy and then staring at the camera like “the fuck you lookin at” will forever be funny
bastardfact:“Girls will never like you now please get the fuck out of here you dont deserve a house or a farm just leave”
zilleniose: anime, what the fuck did you do to my platonic boyfriends >:O
brutalfaerie replied to your post “unpopular makeup opinion: i don’t caaare about neutrals or the urban…” I like the pictures of them because shiny. they are pretty in that sense, for sure. but like. sephora is having release parties
condesces replied to your photo “Made a point to get the most ridiculously named products on clearance…” oh god have you not been exposed to the chunky dunk hydrating lippie meme. did you find this in the wild. what the fuck I have! But I
retro-tan: To: lynchnobia Message: Happy holidays, Lisa! I hope you like the little comic I made you(tbh I’m not very practiced at it…) I adore domestic fluff so I hope you enjoy looking at it as much as i did making it! From: Retro-tan
hermescostellos:last night pat and i came up with a phantom blood high school AU out of nowhere omg so i doodled during class…. jonathan is like…the really smart kid from a nice family, and speedwagon is a delinquent that gets like beaten up and saved
usually-confused:Inktober day 7: Shy Aizawa sometimes stays and listens to the human who plays music alone on the pier at night
charlesoberonn: Rian Johnson: Which is why I made Rey’s parents nobodies because I like the idea of somebody coming from nothing and becoming a hero despite having no heroic past. Finn:
Okay. Here’s a small quote from the book I’m currently reading (called The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future): “They said that only a country like the United States would care about what was happening to the people of North
reblog if you like the Prequels
meowvgonspengler: do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize like…
poakiee: megnolia-harrison: The creators of Dark trying to keep up with their own story Literally. Like I’m still trying to connect pieces y’all
ex-jw-stories:Some notes on a post I reblogged got me riled up. It’s the one about Eve eating the fruit. The point of the fucking post is that God, who gave humans Free Will™ can only demand worship via coherison. Coherison is NOT free will. If a
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: catbountry: videohall: A Husky sings Gwen Stefani Huskies are beautiful and majestic creatures. and the other dog is like: “the fuck are you doing bro are you feeling sick or something?”
spudsexuall: It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven
ourheartsofsteel: demachic: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* Disney Princesses!! ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* One is not like the others
221bspooky: Dear tumblr staff, stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time
pencilclicks: I think a lot about how like, the allmates are really really similar to their owner, as theyre connected by the brain or whatever, and I mean, if to people are compatable, wouldn’t that make their allmates compatable as well? Soooo to
kuogayku: I like to imagine that noiz has contacts but he never tells anybody so at one point he’s sleeping over at koujakus place bc he does n’t feel like going home and he’s takng out his contacts and koujaku sees him and is like “what the fuck are
I’M BARELY ONLINE FOR LIKE A DAY OR TWO AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM CHANGES THEIR URL/ICON AND IT’S LIKE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
jopolniaczek: that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia
okay but real talk. how the fuck does denzel crocker afford all his fairy hunting tech on a teacher’s salary.
when u want to learn new languages but if it’s anything other than spanish ur parents are like what the fuck do u want to learn that for.((((((((((:
naturally-nikkilynn: bobmarleynephew: ablacknation:starslicer: milliondollarnigga:imsoshive: “Sounds like the fuck is still open” Goddamn, young son has had enough of the bullshit, my god See, this disrespect happened because they the same height.
When people say “Gay people are only successful in soft subjects and soft careers” I like to remind them that I’m the national sales manager for a multinational company. The Fuck outta here with that homophobia
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
naomijcho: exyurockfan69: this is fucking awesome:P haha. i hate when my ass is in the way!
sergeantjerkbarnes: if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
tsunamiwavesurfing:have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
stuffmikeclicked: notglacier: you know this fucking tune They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties. … I like the full version.
intrude: humorstaff: fuckyahumor: rosworms: powermetalnerd: stayuglystayangry: fawnbro: this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s
All my notes on my phone got deleted MOTHERFUCKER passwords, lyrics i wrote, songs i liked, special fucking notes people left me. ALL FUCKING GONE
This is a picture of my sonofabitchbastard cat, Link, biting the fuck out of my chin. I thought we could be cute and take a picture together, but he didn’t like that idea.
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
kissthefuture: Clyde the tortoise
virjn:i hope one day i suck down a buff alien whose nut tastes like the stuff in a fruit gusher
The episodes of The Fall are so fucking long. It’s not okay. Speed the fuck up. Not even just long like a real hour is long, just long as in the stuff happening in the show itself is sooooooooooo sloooooooow.
you’re a coding guy, why the fuck is my text doing this to my C’s? Why they keep lookin’ like O’s until a zoom in? The fuck is this, bro? It’s everyone on tumblr and wikis now, and I checked my settings on windows for text and it didn’t helped,
@rhin-iii why the fuck do I actually lowkey like Russian metal????
lance-lance-revolution: planced: guys i hope when they get matt back he just runs to pidge and shouts “KATIE!!!” in front of everyone and the whole team except shiro is like “who the fuck is katie?” “what the fuck is a pidge??”
Where do some of y’all get the fucking idea that you can just drop into my inbox like hey send me a nude doing such n such like um no dumbass this ain’t a free for all
